Monthly Journal

I've decided to try to write a journal of events on a month by month basis so you can live vicariously through my life. I can tell you are excited.

Let's face it. This whole section is possibly a pretty dry read unless you are unlucky enough to feature in it. It might reveal what has turned me into the twisted individual that I am, or be a valuable resource for police profilers to discover the next move in my plan to dominate the world.

At the very least, it will be a way that I can reflect on those carefree days, long after years of drug use and Alzheimer's has taken its toll.

Now, if you are at this page and you notice that I haven't put the latest months entry in, please e-mail me and tell me to stop having so much fun for a moment and write it all down!

2010
May Thrill seeker.
April Bears, Trains and Hats.
March The silly season ends.
February The silly season strikes again.
January Pretty dull in the scheme of things.

2009
December Food
November Rocky does Schoolies Week.
October Party Bookends.
September We hit the U.S. The U.S. hits back.
August A treat for food lovers everywhere
July The party returns.
June Eat, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink . . .
May Enter the Twilight Zone.
April What? SPEAK UP!!!
March Now featuring bad hair.
February Now featuring extra police.
January Make yourself a cuppa. This is gonna be a long one.

2008
December Are we fat yet?
November How quickly the years pass.
October Kulcha, more kulcha and goo.
September Kulcha.
August Lots of eating and Jimi returns. (Unrelated)
July God visits gods own land.
June The 2008 Bingham Cup in Dublin.
May Boring! Just skip to next month.
April A birthday party.
March Beware. Nude content.
February The madness starts again.
January I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared!

2007
December 'Tis the season to get rancid. Tra la la la la, la la la la.
November Why alcohol is my least favourite drug of choice.
October 404 - Journal File Not Found!
September We have bad news and we have worse news.
August Gaining weight.
July What's new, pussycat?
June A quiet time in Melbourne.
May Government spooks click here.
April A quiet month of building "devices".
March Rocky tries to kill himself. Again.
February Blatant political comment.
January Only one thing happend this month. (That I can remember.)

2006
December Joy to the fucking world.
November A nice little ceremony.
October Party, party party!
September Travels, farewells and back to the dance floor.
August Nothing happened. You might as well skip this month.
July Attacked by a dogette.
June The renovations continue.
May Inquisition and bathroom shenanigans.
April All work and no little play make Rocky a very tired boy.
March We're rich! Rich I tells ya!
February Mardi Gras warm-up.
January Greig turns 40 and stuff.

2005
December 'Twas the month before Christmas.
November Oh shit. We spent all our money in Europe.
October European Invasion II.
September A picture of Greig.
August A picture of a puppy.
July How to blow nearly $40,000 in one easy lesson.
June Naked photos on this page!
May Work hard. Play Harder!
April Idealistic days on the beach.
March The busiest month of the year.
February Not the busiest month of the year.
January Party, party, party!

2004
December The silly season is apon us.
November Work but no play.
October The official start or Party Season.
September Rocky gets into scarification.
August I wouldn't bother and just skip to the next month.
July Jimi's Birthday and too much work.
June Where I go to two parties.
May Where I go to a party.
April Where I have some sex.
March Where I go to some parties and have no sex.
February Where I have some sex and then go to some parties.
January Where I go to some parties and then have some sex.